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Remember a while back when I told you that our deck kind of sucked? And I painted some deck chairs so it would suck less? And remember how I said we needed a table to set our alcohol on to eat at?
Whelp, a few weeks ago I told 2.0 that I love pallets. And I wasn’t lying. I really do. When I see a pallet, I see possibilities. So, 2.0 brought one home for me. I’ve been wanting a rustic table for the deck. You know, the kind that looks wicked awesome and gives your guests splinters. We have a big deck, but I didn’t want the table to take the whole thing over. We need room to work on our break dancing and stuff. So, though a big farm-style table really appeals to me, a smaller table makes more sense for our space.
So, last weekend, 2.0 made that pallet (above) into this table (below).
We kept the costs for this project low. 2.o bought some 2×2 lumber to make a frame and braces. He also managed to find a second pallet to use for extra wood and to create the legs for our table. You could use any kind of wood you like. Or, find some pre-fab legs. Or perhaps secure your pallet to a pedestal from another table. Use your imagination.
I’d like to preface this tutorial with:
- if you cut a body part off or hurt yourself trying to be as awesome as 2.0 and I are, it’s not my problem, and
- we aren’t professionals so don’t email me to tell me that we did something wrong, and also
- I ain’t no contractor so I will use the terminology I like, and
- yes, we know there might be better ways out there to make a table but we did it this way so you can suck it if you don’t like it, and also
- stop crying.
Step One: Building a Square Frame
2.0 began by flipping the pallet over and attaching a square frame of 2×2 lumber to the bottom (table base). This frame will add some stability to the tabletop, and more importantly, give you something to attach the legs to.
Step Two: Building the Legs
2.0 secured two pieces of wood at a 90º angle with a clamp thingy. That’s right. A clamp thingy.
Then he pre-drilled some holes.
And then we screwed.
By the way, we made our table 29 inches high. This is, apparently, a pretty standard height for tables. It would seem that most tables are 28-30 inches tall, so we went with the average.
Step Three: Secure Legs to Square Frame
Next, 2.0 secured the legs to the square frame, and thus to the table. An L-Ruler (okay, 2.0 calls it a framing square) was used to make sure the legs would be perpendicular to the table (tippy table + tipsy guests = disaster). You want those legs sitting nice and flat on the ground.
A wedge was used to make little adjustments so things would be level.
Then 2.0 attached the leg to the square frame with screws, and removed the wedge once the leg was secure.
Step Four: Create Leg Braces
2.0 cut eight pieces of 2×2 into 7 inch long pieces. Each had a 45º angle at one end. No fancy tools here. Just good measuring and a saw. We weren’t concerned with looks – rustic was the goal, and frankly, if someone complains about how the underside of our table looks, we will take their food away.
Step Five: Sand
Sand the b*tch. We didn’t sand the top. Rustic was the goal. But we sanded the edges where people might brush up against it. Honestly, if we are entertaining Gwyneth Paltrow or the Queen we’ll probably slap a tablecloth down. Everyone else can fend for themselves.
Total cost: $6.00. The pallets were free, the supplies (extra wood and screws) totaled about six bucks.
It’s big enough that we could seat six around it. Actually, we could probably cram eight around it if people could behave themselves. But we don’t encourage our guests to touch each other at our house.