Happy birthday, Adopamop! The Beaucoup clan got way more awesome once you slid in and joined the team. You melted our hearts, and now there’s snow way we could imagine our lives without you. Listen, you might feel like having a meltdown – people will tell you that things go downhill as you get older, that you’re skating on thin ice. But don’t be misled – you’re burrfect the way you are. And if that isn’t convincing, you could always use your slush fund to come for a visit. Haddy and I would be happy to give you some winning tips on aging. (We’d never give you the cold shoulder.)
I hope you have a gold medal day, little brother.