movita beaucoup: pretty things for potty mouths
I’m movita beaucoup. Some people call me Rachael. This may be one of the most important blogs you’ll ever read. PERIOD.
I am a writer, baker and ballet teacher living in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I’ve lived here for most of my life, except for some time spent in Toronto. I have an English degree (because my insufferably supportive parents made me go to university), and graduated from the Teacher Training Program at Canada’s National Ballet School many years back. I graduated from baking school in June 2013. I’m generally considered pretty stupid for someone with all that education. I live with my partner, 2.0.
This used to be a food blog, but now? It ain’t. (Don’t worry, another food blog is born every goddamn second the internet is up and running.) This space is a reflection of my short attention span and a medley of the things I like. You’ll also find a healthy dose of my auto-fictional life here (my imagination is better than my memory). If you don’t enjoy stories about poop, you should probably move on.
Most of my favourite posts can be found under the Tall Tales tab at the top of the page, but here are a few of my most favourite favourites:
What People Are Saying:
Wow. I thought your post was really too full of scarcasm and frankly, very rude. Being a blogger, you MIGHT want to re-think that. ~ L.H.
I like ur food I just can’t stand u! ~ URTOO-UNKIND& TOXIC
Read the recipe. Don’t read her writing. ~ Pinterest User
Finally, I think you’ll find I’ve got some pretty funny readers. (Except for those people up there. Those people hate me.) Scroll through the comments – you won’t regret it.
Like a lot of people who average seven gin and tonics per day, I can often be found cradling the toilet in my ensuite bathroom. Alternatively, you can find me here:
Sorry, I don’t do product reviews or allow guest posting on my blog.