movita beaucoup | pretty things for potty mouths

movita beaucoup: pretty things for potty mouths

I’m movita beaucoup. Some people call me Rachael. I hope you’ll like kickin’ it here with me.

I am a writer, baker and ballet teacher living in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I’ve lived here for most of my life, except for some time spent in Toronto. I have an English degree, and graduated from the Teacher Training Program at Canada’s National Ballet School many years back. I graduated from baking school in June 2013. I live with my partner, 2.0.

This used to be a food blog, but now? It ain’t. (Don’t worry, another food blog is born every .057 seconds.) This blog is a reflection of my short attention span and a medley of the things I like: ballet, baking, and teeny tiny things. Mostly, it’s about storytelling. If you don’t enjoy stories about poop, you should probably move on. But if you like cats, cursing and the occasional cake? Well, we’ll get along just fine.

Most of my favourite posts can be found under the Tall Tales tab at the top of the page, but here are a few of my most favourite favourites:

Close Call
An Almost Love Story (featuring Gérard Depardieu)
Lying Means Buying a Car
Ebony is Laying in a Bowl of Water
An Open Letter to Haddy
I Ate Moths
Giselle Act 1, Part 1Part 2, & Act 2

Finally, I think you’ll find I’ve got some pretty funny readers. Scroll through the comments – you won’t regret it…


Sorry, I don’t do product reviews or allow guest posting on my blog. 




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