movita beaucoup // full of crap

Welcome! I’m movita beaucoup. Some people call me Rachael.

I am a writer, photographer and ballet teacher living in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I’ve lived here for most of my life, except for some time spent in Toronto. I have an English degree (SMU) and graduated from the Teacher Training Program at Canada’s National Ballet School many years back. I graduated from baking school in June 2013. I’m generally considered pretty stupid for someone with all that education.

I live with my partner, Derek (aka 2.0), and our two cats Dorey and Niles.

This used to be a food blog, but now it ain’t. Don’t worry, another food blog is born every second the internet is up and running. Instead of empty calories, this enthusiastically mediocre blog will be serving up a collection of tales that I like to think are humorous and you will probably think are pathetic. If you don’t enjoy stories about poop you should probably move on.

What People Are Saying:

Wow. I thought your post was really too full of scarcasm and frankly, very rude. Being a blogger, you MIGHT want to re-think that. ~ L.H.

I just can’t stand u!  ~ URTOO-UNKIND& TOXIC

Read the recipe. Don’t read her writing. ~ Pinterest User

I love that you spell pajamas wrong. ~ Anonymous

i dunno how else to describe her style other than equal parts cursing sailor and martha stewart. ~ K.


Like a lot of people who average seven gin and tonics per day, I can often be found cradling the toilet in my ensuite bathroom. Alternatively, you can find me here:

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movita beaucoup: a humour blog based in halifax, nova scotia.