full of crap // movita beaucoup

Welcome! I’m movita beaucoup. Some people call me Rachael.

I am a writer, baker, photographer and ballet teacher living in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I’ve lived here for most of my life, except for some time spent in Toronto. I have an English degree (SMU) and graduated from the Teacher Training Program at Canada’s National Ballet School many years back. I graduated from baking school in June 2013. I’m generally considered pretty stupid for someone with all that education. I live with my partner, Derek (aka 2.0).

This used to be a food blog, but now it ain’t. Don’t worry, another food blog is born every second the internet is up and running. Instead of empty calories, this enthusiastically mediocre blog will be serving up a collection of tales that I like to think are humorous and you will probably think are pathetic. If you don’t enjoy stories about poop you should probably move on.

What People Are Saying:

Wow. I thought your post was really too full of scarcasm and frankly, very rude. Being a blogger, you MIGHT want to re-think that. ~ L.H.

I like ur food I just can’t stand u!  ~ URTOO-UNKIND& TOXIC

Read the recipe. Don’t read her writing. ~ Pinterest User

I love that you spell pajamas wrong. ~ Anonymous

i dunno how else to describe her style other than equal parts cursing sailor and martha stewart. ~ K.


Like a lot of people who average seven gin and tonics per day, I can often be found cradling the toilet in my ensuite bathroom. Alternatively, you can find me here:

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Sorry, I don’t do product reviews or allow guest posting on my blog. 


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  1. Big Hungry Gnomes August 12, 2012 at 6:57 am #

    Hello Movita and 2.0
    I just thought I would let you know that my blog has moved and is now bighungrygnomes.co.uk. Unfortunately, if you want to remain subscribed to my blog, you will have re-subscribe to this new address. I realise this is a little bit of a nuisance but I would really appreciate your continuing support and interest in my blog

    • movita beaucoup August 12, 2012 at 7:52 am #

      Done! And thanks for letting me know – I’ve updated my google reader! xox

  2. musingmar September 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm #

    Hey Movita, I have just nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award and The Versatile Blogger Award! I so enjoy following your blog, and it’s my pleasure to introduce more people to it. To see my comments about your blog and the criteria for accepting the nominations, please visit http://lifethroughthekitchenwindow.wordpress.com/2012/09/13/awards-❦-very-inspiring-blogger-and-the-versatile-blogger/

  3. Clanmother September 13, 2012 at 10:09 pm #

    Life Though the Kitchen Window recommended that I stop by for a visit – glad I did!!! Looking forward to reading about your adventures…

  4. Gretchen November 8, 2012 at 6:50 pm #

    Not hard to tell you’re from NS (me too!). Pretty sure they don’t say “could eat the arse end out of a skunk” anywhere else in the world. Great blog!!!! :0)

  5. Emily February 25, 2013 at 9:23 pm #

    I am a rather large fan of your blog. I’ve been quietly lurking around the edges, but now I’m not-so-quietly nominating you for a Liebster Award. Not sure if you’re a fan of these things, but it’s all in good fun. It’s got a pretty picture and such. Here’s the link:

    • movita beaucoup March 3, 2013 at 8:52 am #

      Emily! How did I miss this? Let’s blame butter. No, wait! We can’t blame butter. Let’s blame school. It’s making me dumber. Thanks so much for the nomination! I’m flattered and will do my best to continue doing ridiculous things for your reading pleasure…

  6. Nancy @ gottagetbaked March 3, 2013 at 10:24 pm #

    Hey Movita, thanks for stopping by my blog. I’m so happy to meet you – not only do your recipes look amazing but I love your hilarious, snarky voice. I have a feeling we’re going to really get along. And I’ll never tell you that you need to take better photos 😉

  7. rosewithoutthorns June 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm #

    Hello movita! Found you through Lan’s blog.. and love how your write, it’s so happy and fun at the same time!

    definitely following you on wordpress now!

    cheers from Buenos Aires,

  8. girlinafoodfrenzy June 30, 2013 at 11:13 am #

    Brilliant, beautiful and a tasty looking blog you have here! I hear your part of the world is truly beautiful and I’ve met some incredibly skilled baking folk from your lovely country. I unadshamably use butter, sugar and all manner of delicious things to convey my great love of food to other folk too. Happy Cooking!

  9. Amanda July 21, 2013 at 8:01 pm #

    Wow, another dance teacher/baker like myself. 🙂 I’ve enjoyed stalking around your blog today and I wish I had found it sooner! Black swan cupcakes are awesome, BTW. Actually, pretty much everything on here is awesome.

  10. jaz August 12, 2013 at 9:03 pm #

    hey! i just found your blog and am lovin it!!! i can’t wait to try some of your recipes. i am waaaay partial to where you live and have fond memories of escargot exploding on me in a wonderful restaurant in your city!

  11. snappystreet August 27, 2013 at 11:03 pm #

    I am so very glad I stumbled across your blog! It is lovely 🙂 Can’t wait to see more! x

  12. movita beaucoup August 28, 2013 at 6:34 am #

    You guuuuuys! I’m almost blushing.

  13. Russell August 28, 2013 at 4:22 pm #

    Really enjoying your posts and am looking forward to more!

    • movita beaucoup August 28, 2013 at 5:38 pm #

      Thanks, Russell! Looking forward to reading more on your blog as well!

      • Russell August 28, 2013 at 5:43 pm #

        Aww thanks, I’m new to the whole blogging thing so it’s nice to see interest!

  14. Jennifer Lanthier September 12, 2013 at 7:23 pm #

    this is a great blog and you are a great writer. that is all.

  15. My little jar of spices September 26, 2013 at 11:07 am #

    This blog and your humor just made my day! I’m so looking forward to more great posts and gorgeous pictures.

  16. Wendy Maley October 7, 2013 at 1:53 am #

    Love your work. Givin the antique thingy a go right now 😉

  17. Deb May 9, 2016 at 2:22 am #

    Hey Movita – I love your blog…..you have great recipes for chowder and you are funny, awesome, and refreshing, and if anyone doesn’t like you… let them surf in the kiddie pool.

    • movita beaucoup May 11, 2016 at 7:08 am #

      Thanks, Deb! I’ll go fill the kiddie pool…

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