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What is 2.0’s real name?

That is his real name, doofus.

Do you have kids?

No. 2.0 and I have gone to great measures to child-proof our home (read: make it perilous to children). We hope this means people won’t bring their kids to our house. So far, so good.

I found a typo on your blog.

Okay, that’s not a question. But I’ll fix thatt tipo if yu tell me wear it is. I’m no genius, people. And I appreciate you pointing it out.

I find you offensive and/or don’t like your writing style. 

Mission accomplished. Now scram.

Don’t let the miniature poodles fool you – this blog ain’t for kids.

Will you review a book/product/service or let me write a guest post for you?

Sorry, I don’t do product reviews or allow guest posting on my blog.

I thought this was a food blog. What gives?

There are 4 bazillion food blogs on the interwebs – one less can only be a good thing.

Can I share one of your posts/photos?

Yes! I am entirely grateful for shares of my posts. Unless otherwise stated, the text and photos on this blog are original copyrighted material, which means clear credit and a link back to the original post on movitabeaucoup.com are required and very much appreciated.

Can you suggest an ingredient substitution/make this recipe gluten free/convert measurements to another unit?

Nope. That’s why Google was invented.

I tried one of your recipes and it blew/didn’t work.

Totally possible. Just because I like something doesn’t mean you will. Also, there are a lot of variables. Like, I might have been drunk when I typed the recipe. I’m not claiming to be an expert, but I did go to baking school. If you’ve adapted my recipe – even in the slightest of ways – we’ll have different results.

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