Comments on: sidewalk cat

By: Nancy @ gottagetbaked

Nancy @ gottagetbaked — Wed, 23 Jul 2014 23:17:51 +0000

Doug is totally owning it with the comments in this thread. As a law-talkin’ gal, I’m sad that I wasn’t able to drop the statute of limitations info on you before he did (and just so you know to always take my advice with a very large grain of salt, I originally typed that as “limits of statutations”). I once dropped a bottle of wine right outside my house after climbing out of my car. I may or may not have tried sucking what wine I could salvage between the rotting leaves and the shards of glass.

By: Lan | morestomach

Lan | morestomach — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 14:21:24 +0000

i’d feel remiss if i didn’t say this to you: that’s not a kitty cat that left you that note. that’s a rat, which is worse. and i’m almost sure that the whole legal jargon your friend told you is not the same for rat crime. i’m just saying, now that this is out there, the Rat Gang will be after you. THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW.

By: movita beaucoup

movita beaucoup — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 10:50:19 +0000

In reply to Doug. This is EXACTLY why we don't let our cats go outside. I thank you, sir, for the information. I've been doing some reading, and understand that gang life centres on: reputation, respect and retaliation. All things that cats excel at. I will remain vigilant.

By: Doug

Doug — Sun, 20 Jul 2014 19:11:17 +0000

I had to call in a favor from a former lead investigator of my agency and she was able to access the archives of the US Federal Felis Catus-Crime Syndicate Investigation (USFFC-CSI). Felicity—yes that is really her name—-was able to locate, and forward to me, the photographic evidence of the pavement markings made by the cat gang I spoke of earlier, from 12 years ago in the western US.

While the photographic evidence Felicity passed on to me is still considered as Classified, I feel that I must share it with you Rachel, as it strongly supports your determination that the calling card you and Bobbie found on the pavement in Canada was almost certainly the work of a gang of cats. That cat gang in Canada is now believed by the USFFC-CSI to be a sister chapter of the Semper Felis gang, which originated out of the Chinatown District of San Francisco and which has spread throughout North America over the past two decades.

While the gang originally consisted of mostly Siamese cats, over the years it has become fully integrated, and even Persians are now hold leadership positions within the individual gangs.

It all makes perfect sense now why the spilled teriyaki sauce so appealed to the palates of the gang members. Meow~~~~

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ba6947c7af77a2f10b9cae4ff16416f3/tumblr_muqbqwJEnv1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg

By: movita beaucoup

movita beaucoup — Sun, 20 Jul 2014 12:45:26 +0000

In reply to Willow @ Will Cook For Friends. I feel like you're judging me.