tenant bulletin no. 1

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After an unsuccessful eviction attempt, we are adjusting to life with our uninvited guest. Our new roommate has worked her way into most of our daily rituals, making it clear that she has no intention of leaving anytime soon.

Of course, adjustments have been required on both sides.

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She’s taken to some suggestions more kindly than others.

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7 Comments

  1. Maureen | Orgasmic Chef on November 14, 2014 at 6:10 am

    Your whole lives have been turned upside down. What turmoil! Who invited her inside, anyway?

    • movita beaucoup on November 14, 2014 at 10:10 am

      She invited herself, Maureen. She’s breakin’ all the rules.

  2. themondaybox on November 14, 2014 at 10:00 am

    OMG. She smokes (and swears)! Not only is it a disgusting, smelly habit, but she sleeps in a nest! Your house guest is a fire hazzard! Maybe you could build her a little glass smoking room like they have at airports? I guess she wouldn’t respond well to that either. At least she smokes tiny cigarettes, cigars, and/or pipes. My image of an univited, yet innocuous, sprite has been shattered.

    • movita beaucoup on November 14, 2014 at 10:11 am

      Yah. She’s not as cute as we thought she might be initially. I’d like to put her in a glass smoking room, but she’s very… scrappy.

  3. Sarah | Broma Bakery on November 14, 2014 at 10:39 am

    Idk, she sounds like bad news, Movita. Who knows what she’s thinking up next. Parties while you’re gone? Using up all the hot water?
    I feel for ya.

  4. Karen @ Karen's Kitchen Stories on November 14, 2014 at 11:51 pm

    The mystery is killing me.

  5. Nancy @ gottagetbaked on November 17, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS IS!!!!!! Could it be someone sent by the Rutherfords to make your life hell?

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