tenant bulletin no. 1
After an unsuccessful eviction attempt, we are adjusting to life with our uninvited guest. Our new roommate has worked her way into most of our daily rituals, making it clear that she has no intention of leaving anytime soon.
Of course, adjustments have been required on both sides.
She’s taken to some suggestions more kindly than others.
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Your whole lives have been turned upside down. What turmoil! Who invited her inside, anyway?
She invited herself, Maureen. She’s breakin’ all the rules.
OMG. She smokes (and swears)! Not only is it a disgusting, smelly habit, but she sleeps in a nest! Your house guest is a fire hazzard! Maybe you could build her a little glass smoking room like they have at airports? I guess she wouldn’t respond well to that either. At least she smokes tiny cigarettes, cigars, and/or pipes. My image of an univited, yet innocuous, sprite has been shattered.
Yah. She’s not as cute as we thought she might be initially. I’d like to put her in a glass smoking room, but she’s very… scrappy.
Idk, she sounds like bad news, Movita. Who knows what she’s thinking up next. Parties while you’re gone? Using up all the hot water?
I feel for ya.
The mystery is killing me.
I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS IS!!!!!! Could it be someone sent by the Rutherfords to make your life hell?