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crap i've been meaning to tell you about // movita beaucoup

I know what you’re thinking: what the hell, movita? Where have you been? I had some big plans for this pandemic. I figured I should make the most of my unemployment and divided my house into 15 small zones (rooms, hallways, staircases, entryways) for deep cleaning, purging, organizing, and trim painting. I got eleven zones…

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petite merde

Yesterday 2.0 hollered from the basement and told me to, “Turn on the news. Hurry!” I immediately turned the television to a national news network. I watched a COVID-19 press conference for 45 minutes. Absolutely nothing new was announced. When the update ended I met 2.0 in the kitchen. movita: I watched the news conference…

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crap i've been meaning to tell you about // movita beaucoup

HEY! My homeland (Nova Scotia) has just declared a state of emergency and I’m quite sure that I’m not supposed to be sitting next to my window or using my computer but I thought you might NEED me and my run-on sentences right now so here I am. The world feels upside down and 2.0…

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crap i've been meaning to tell you about // movita beaucoup

Sup, homies? Happy belated New Year. Like, really belated. Where have I been? Mostly running errands, but sometimes at work or in bed watching Netflix. You know, the stuff most successful people do. So let’s get you all caught up. I think you’ll be pleased to learn that I still really like run-on sentences and…

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ginger 2019 // movita beaucoup // annual online gingerbread competition

What’s new, my little lambs? Are you excited? Would you like to know who won Ginger 2019 — the sweetest battle on the planet? Wonderful! We’ll get to that, but first I’d like to discuss this competition’s namesake, ginger. Ginger is a spice that comes from the fresh or dried root of the ginger plant, zingiber…

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Ginger 2019 // movita beaucoup

Feel like you’re living in a black hole? It’s scary biscuits out there! Global warming, Black Friday sales, the rise of anti-intellectualism, celery juice. I’d say we need this final grouping of competitive gingering more than ever. Gather ’round! Allow the magic that is Ginger 2019 to bundle you in one last candy-coated bear hug. …

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Ginger 2019 // movita beaucoup

Are these trying times getting you down? A third grouping of competitive gingering might be just thing to help you forget all about colonics, Empire scandals, fart deniers, and the rise of our robot overlords. Allow the joy that is Ginger 2019 to bundle you in its warmly spiced, slightly too-tight, definitely too-long embrace.  SARAH’S…

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Ginger 2019 // movita beaucoup

We live in frightening times, dearie. Terrorism, endangered species, anti-vaxxers, a record number of Ginger competitors using two spaces after periods which creates a lot of extra editing work for me. A second grouping of competitive gingering is just the sort of thing that might help us push through. So gather ’round and allow the…

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Ginger 2019 // movita beaucoup

We live in daunting times, my little angel muffins. Poverty, oppression, discrimination, vaping. It’s why you might find some competitive gingering comforting. There is no inequality here. No! I will treat each and every competitor like rubbish! So gather ’round sweet moppets! Let the magic that is Ginger 2019 wrap you in its straight-from-the-oven warmth. …

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Ginger 2019 // movita beaucoup

Prepare yourselves! Ginger 2019 is here! Tomorrow (Friday, December 20) you’ll see 21 competitive ginger masterpieces on this here blog. Yup. ALL of the entries will land in your inboxes within minutes of one another. Voting for the People’s Choice Prize starts Friday evening and will continue until Monday morning. That should give you lots…

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