pumpkin carve-off

Did you sleep last night? Or were you too excited to hear this year’s Carve-Off results? After some serious deliberation, Baby Chrissy has selected our champion! . Pumpkin Carve-Off 2016 Champion: Lee’s Lessons Learned movita: You were up all night, Baby Chrissy! It must have been a tough decision. Baby Chrissy: It was. movita: What happened in…

Welcome to Pumpkin Carve-Off 2016! Nine gourdgeous creations await your vote. Not many, I suppose, but it’s a pretty crappy contest, so… par for the course. I have spread the entries over two pages, because this post was the longest scroll in the history of WordPress. Don’t forget to head to the polls on the second page!…

This will be – hands down – the crappiest competition I have ever hosted. If you would like to be a part of this absolutely horrendous contest, please read the extensive guidelines below: 1. Carve a pumpkin. I don’t like rules, so as long as it involves some carving, even the smallest amount, I’m happy. Yes, you can glue stuff on. Yes, you can…

The votes have been cast. The Pumpkin Panel has spoken. It is with great pleasure that I officially announce this year’s Pumpkin Carve-Off champs! 1st Place: Lady Tofu’s Superstar Magical Hedgehog (Chosen by the 2014 Pumpkin Panel.) Lady Tofu wins a $50.00 Amazon gift card, an autographed copy of The Everyday Squash Cook by Rob Firing,…

The final set of pumpkin masterpieces! I like to call this grouping Keep It Together, Sister. Cast your vote at the bottom of the post to help determine the winner of the 2014 People’s Choice Prize! (For more information on how this competition will go down, click here.) . . . laura’s magical explosion/tree/ghost thing Laura writes: As…

Behold! Your second set of pumpkin masterpieces. I like to call this grouping Nature’s Bounty. Cast your vote at the bottom of the post to help determine the winner of the 2014 People’s Choice Prize! (For more information on how this competition will go down, click here.) . . . lady tofu’s superstar magical hedgehog Lady Tofu…

After a hiatus in 2013, Pumpkin Carve-Off makes its triumphant return! Take a peek at your first set of pumpkin masterpieces. I like to call this grouping Famous Characters and Their Related Google Searches. Cast your vote at the bottom of the post to help determine the winner of the 2014 People’s Choice Prize! (For more information on how…

Meet the members of the 2014 Pumpkin Panel. This talented group will determine the 1st and 2nd place winners of Pumpkin Carve-Off 2014. Some panelists didn’t provide bio information, so I made it up. Come back tomorrow to cast your votes and determine the winner of the Pumpkin Carve-Off 2014 People’s Choice Prize! . .…

Pumpkin Carve-Off is back! Listen, I know you like to compete. And I know you like to be judged by strangers on the interwebs. But I also know that some of you have been afraid to enter my competitions because you feel you are not… good enough. And some of you don’t have millions of social…

  I am pleased to announce that Team Haghopper has officially won Pumpkin Carve-Off 2012! People, this shows what you can do when you think outside of the box and throw in a little nudity. Congrats to Haddy and Grasshopper! (Your pumpkin is one of my most favourite of all time.) I’d like to send a…