The other night, 2.0 told me that my underwear was on backwards.
movita: No. No, it’s not.
2.0: Are you sure? It looks lik-
2.0: But it looks like they are on backwar-
movita: I know how to put on my underwear, honey.
2.0: The big side is supposed to go on the back though, right? Are you sure you put them on righ-
movita: I know how to dress myself. My ass got bigger, okay?
2.0: Oh, okay. I just wanted to make sure they were on right. Because it looks like-
movita: OH MY GOD! PLEASE STOP TALKING!