Maybe if your roommate had led with the potato chip question, she would’ve gotten a quicker response (in my house, anything potato chip related is deemed an emergency).
I cannot even tell you how happy this text exchange makes me. Unfortunately, I am the “roommate” in this situation. If you don’t answer me, you must be A) being attacked by velociraptors B) recently hit by a car or similarly speeding object or C) ignoring me which is equally unacceptable.
I can see myself doing that.
it took 11 minutes to get a response. unacceptable.
She’s nothing if not persistent…
Potato chip addiction can lead one to extreme measures. However….it sounds a bit like love to me.
Yes. She loves us. She loves us a whole lot. {sigh}
Maybe if your roommate had led with the potato chip question, she would’ve gotten a quicker response (in my house, anything potato chip related is deemed an emergency).
Maybe if she’d stop eating our potato chips, there wouldn’t have been an emergency. Good grief.
🙂 – modern live – instant response!
lmao.
Now if it was chocolate, I might understand!
Can I please meet your roommate?
I cannot even tell you how happy this text exchange makes me. Unfortunately, I am the “roommate” in this situation. If you don’t answer me, you must be A) being attacked by velociraptors B) recently hit by a car or similarly speeding object or C) ignoring me which is equally unacceptable.
You might be a crazy magnet.
Hahahahahahahaha. I LOVE YOU.
All of this is amazing.
are you sure Aaron isn’t your new room mate? I mean, like, REALLY sure?
i was JUST going to say the same thing about Tim: that text thread looks ACHINGLY familiar.