Last night on Facebook, I posted the following status update:
I forced our mother to eat french fries at lunch today. (She wanted bean salad. She wanted to pair her lobster club sandwich with BEAN SALAD.)
My sister responded with:
Remember when divorce started to become a common thing in the 70s and every kid was worrying about it and about which parent they’d want to live with if it happened in their family? In hindsight, the answer was pretty obvious.
Which is probably why she has another book deal, and I’m working on writing my signature with my left hand.