At the doctor’s office today:
Dr. P: (holding her liquid nitrogen blaster) Have you had this procedure done before?
Dr. P: Okay, well… don’t scream.
movita: Wait… what?
(after the procedure)
movita: Any special care instructions?
Dr. P: Don’t buy a bathing suit.
movita: Obviously. Wait… what?
Dr. P: No swimming for a while.
movita: You’re full of good advice today.